I don’t always use the Banga Bus to get around, I’ve got this as well!
It’s a bit of a babe magnet, in fact it’s what how I met my intended.
One day I left the bike parked outside the local Spar, while I nipped in for a Pukka pie and a scratch card. Unfortunately as she walked past, her handbag strap caught on the handle bar, yanking her rather forcefully backwards. She was disentangling herself from the chrome work as I returned, pie and card in hand…………..
……………… our eyes met, I apologised for my protuberance, and we have been together ever since.