Just below the kitchen window we have a perfect view of two fishing decks …….
……. and yesterday I noticed that Darrell and Nigel were having what looked like a very deep and meaningful conversation while watching a couple of fishermen.
Now, when those two are in said deep meaningful conversation I know there may be reason to worry. Then, I heard the words “bacon” and “sausage” and then a little while later “you ask him”. With that I girded my loins (or lions).
It seems that the pair of them have been planning a little entrepreneurial enterprise by offering bacon and/or sausage butties and a cup of tea, cooked local and fresh! Nigel was to be the runner and nip down to the river bank and casually enquire if they, perhaps, fancied said butties or drink. He would then take their order, scamper back up the bank, back to the flat, where Darrell would be waiting to slam on the frying pan and rustle up a teabag or two! But before they did, they needed to ask if I had any spare bacon and sausage going, oh and some bread!