Monday 16 March 2020

A Towers Coronavirus Update

We were hoping to avoid any mention of coronavirus, but with a few followers asking us how we are, we though we had better bite the bullet. 
To be honest, we are not that sure if the virus can transfer to Monkeys, but with Mum and looking after Iris and Bertie it goes without saying that we are being robustly vigilant, washing our hands to the national anthem for extra peace of mind, as well as all the other advised precautions. We have also attached a small bottle of sanitizer to the pushchair and about our person whenever we are out and about, as well as wearing gloves whenever we have to touch anything outside The Towers. We have not yet resorted to wearing masks however.
We really hope we don't have to self orientate hibernate flatulate, but we run a pretty tight ship at The Towers as far as personal hygiene and household cleaning products are concerned, so there really hasn't been any need for us to rush out and panic buy masses of toilet rolls etc. and more importantly, risk any contamination from fellow shoppers. As Nigel has so succinctly put it, it's not our bottoms we need to really worry about!  To be honest any sort of shop is the very last place anyone of us want to be in at the moment so we are aiming to avoid them for as long as possible.
With Darrell very much in charge of batch cooking we also have a freezer full of lovely homemade ready meals ..........
........ in fact he has at least a  months worth of  his truly spectacular  spaghetti bolognese on the go as I write.
We can't really call ourselves "preppers" but we are prepared .......  having enough Maltesers to keep us going.  Just everyone stay safe xxxxxxxxx

2 comments:

Mr.D said...

You are very well organised!

I hope you don't use all of the verses, when you wash your hands to God Save The Queen. You would be washing for over three minutes, and would have very wrinkly hands.

Anonymous said...

You are well prepared boyz, as I always knew you would be. Take care now. JantheFan x