Thursday 2 July 2020

Living La Vida’lerta – A Clever Marmite Hoodwink?

I am not altogether sure if we’ve haven’t been (some would say cruelly) hoodwinked by some clever advertising ploy into believing there are a lot more Marmite products available than there actually are in real life ……….

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I mean, is this a real “thing” ……..

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…… or this ……..

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…… or even this …….

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As die hard lovers of all things Marmite, we truly, madly, deeply want to believe ………

no more

……… even our beloved No. 1 fan, Jan the Fan has entered into the affray, finding us candles, face masks and throws, but with poor Nigel almost climbing the walls trying to find the so called Lynx Africa and Marmite body spray and shower gel, I wonder if it’s not time to call the search off by gently sitting him down to tell him it’s all a hoax now, minimising his undoubted devastation, before it goes too far ……

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……. offering him, perhaps, a Marmite rice cake, smothered in Marmite butter and Marmite Cream Cheese to show him that there are still plenty of Marmite products to keep even the most ardent appreciator happy …….. and then ……. I go and see this ……..

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……….. aghhhhhhh!!!!!!

1 comment:

Mr.D said...

Were they all done for 1st April, but not used, due to Covid-19? Have they subsequently been shown, rather than waste them, or keep them until next year? Either way, a bit of fun.