Darrell was pretty full of himself yesterday afternoon after Hugh, his best friend and mentor of all things de rigueur and a la mode, video called him ……..
……. to tell him, all of a fluster, that Mellors, his man what does, had managed to find him something that anyone who is anyone is absolutely desperate to get hold of ……… even The Right Hon. Simon Cowell and Sir Lord Elton haven’t even managed it with all their clout ……….
…… and are they were absolutely LIVID!
I speak of ……… you’ve probably guessed it ……….
……. Lynx Africa and Marmite body spray!
Darrell couldn’t stop himself from grinning from ear to ear as he held up our own can of said body spray to show Hugh and ask as nonchalantly as he possibly could “What? This??” It’s not often Hugh is lost for words, but on this occassion, Darrell took the wind right out of his sails.
We are now considering, since we are not all that overly fond of the pungent evocative fragrance ourselves, whether we should offer ours to Hugh, to in turn, offer it to either one of his showbiz luvvies ……. hmmmmmmm ……. Happy Days!
2 comments:
Wow. I wonder to whom Hugh would offer the said "delight."
Oh I'm sure The Right Hon. Simon Cowell might need a spray or two for when he's next on tele - whenever that maybe. JantheFan x
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