Yesterday he saw this large banner outside the Tesco up the road …….
…… and got totally the wrong end of the stick ……. declaring that though he really adored his daily ration of fruit, he also really loved Iris and Bertie far too much to ever consider exchanging them for a free banana, apple or satsuma, or, for that matter, a very large honeydew melon!
However, all was mercifully made clearer on entering said supermarket to investigate further, what Tesco were actually offering was a piece of fruit of their choice to any children while they were shopping ……….
Well, that was a completely different scenario to what Nigel had first imagined. However, he is now wondering how many times he can wheel Iris and Bertie round Tesco in a single day without anyone noticing!! Sometimes …… I just despair ….. what is he like?