Evesham is happily blessed with some most excellent charity shops, from which, we have already purchased several treasures …….. however, of late, I have noticed that Nigel been has rootling about in the erm …… “items of small interest”, to wit … the underwear baskets! Now, not wishing to caste any unwanted nasturtiums, I thought I ought to ask what exactly it was that he was erm …… rootling for!!!
And, I should have known that the wide eyed answer I got would be of an entirely innocent type nature.It seems that Nigel had noticed that in the Oxfam shop they were displaying their seasonal plants in what he described as “ample lady’s accoutrements” ……….
…… and had thought, that perhaps, the grounds of Chateau Castle Greysquirrel could become even more glorious by sharing in the trend! He even had a colour scheme in mind, but green and orange “lady’s accoutrements”, especially in “ample” are not the easiest colours to find, especially in charity shops ……..
…… and was now thinking that perhaps he would call Hugh to see if he had any thing he didn’t want anymore, left over from his Crystal Chandelier days of drag, as, from what he has told us, he certainly had a cleavage capable of holding an abundant cascade of lobelia or several fuchsias!!!!
Oh my life, what is Nigel like?????