Last night I have had my 5th curry of the week, a lamb balti with a plain naan to wipe up all the sauce, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. The lamb was very tender
(Hmmm not sure about this picture, it looks like I am erm…… adjusting myself or doing a very good impression of Michael Jackson, RIP)
I digress, my tea was made all the better by my nipping across the road to the pub for a swift half.
However I think my exotic diet this week may have had an adverse affect on my breath because I am sure I detected the delectable Tracey (the barmaid) pull away slightly as I leant forward to order my drink.
I came home and gargled with a mixture of Listerine and Plax for a full five minutes and tomorrow I will suck mints vigorously before seeking the company of others.