Thursday 20 September 2012

A Most Unusual Comestible Gift … Cock!

Cock SoupSomeone left a small comestible item of a soup type nature on Darrell’s desk at work yesterday! The originator of the gift is unfortunately unbeknownst to him as he was out of the office taking the days confidential shredding out to the recycle bin at the time of it’s arrival!
Cock Soup.Now …..   we are quite au fait with chicken soup (though admittedly not our favourite flavour, as we tend to veer towards the tomato variety more) ….
Cock Flavour Soup.. …. however we are totally unfamiliar with cock ……
Cock Flavour Soup…… but, from our joint and limited knowledge,  we would surmise that it would produce a tougher, darker, stringy meat when compared to a Barnard Matthews or Chuckie Chicken type bird and thus a soup with it in would be a little gamier than the say a Cream of Chicken.
Cock Flavour Soup.Naturally, we fully intend to bring you one of in-depth reviews when  ….. we can stop laughing ….. and Darrell can start breathing normally again!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoo Hooo! A fun mystery.....Waiting breathlessly for that in depth review!...Love Dianne

Anonymous said...

When I was a little girl we used to often visit my Aunt in Yorkshire. She always referred to me as 'cock' a common term of endearment in that part of the world I'm led to believe. I used to go beetroot red. I was SO embarrassed. JantheFan x

Mr.D said...

Coq au vin is great but I have never tasted cock.
In China there is a penis emporium, which is a restaurant, in case you get the wrong idea. I haven't been but only saw it on the BBC.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5371500.stm

Anonymous said...

Don't be fooled by the gift. It is stage 1 of RANSOM DEMAND for return of your Mums Cockerel. Did you get the feathers?? Next time it will be 'Sage and Onion' for the Cock.

marc said...

lol MR D your so bad its like a very bad carry on film we now have drama with a cocknapping its carry on follow that cock cock a Yorkshire play in 4 parts big love marc

lynne said...

Well boys I just don't know what to say!