Yesterday was Darrell’s first day back at work! As you will probably remember new fingertip recognition photocopiers were installed in school just before the end of term and as a result we found that our photocopying skills were now obsolete and clutching our E45 we thought our days were numbered.However, Nigel was able to find employment almost immediately in the kitchen with the Cook Lady helping her with the stock control of the ice cream spoons. …. And then during the summer break, out of the blue, Darrell got a call asking if he would be interested in becoming the new Shredder Operative, a position of great trust and integrity as it involved be handling documents of an extremely confidential and delicate nature.
Naturally, Darrell jumped at the chance, but there was one small clause in the contract that stated that
flammable flamboyant coifs were a major health and safety issue and that without due care and diligence they could get easily get caught in the shredder mechanism.
…… so unless he was prepared to wear a hairnet in the office, he was advised that the position was only available to him if he “left his hair at home”