Oh dear ….Yesterday, Nigel came in from playing with his best friend Marcel in a complete state of flux….
….. saying that he had seen an alien on a bike on the way home … poor Nigel’s eyes were as big as flying saucers ….
I felt it best that I should investigate, thinking that perhaps Nigel was having hallucinations of an ET type nature, induced after partaking in too many E numbers at the aforementioned Marcels.
Nigel’s tale wasn’t exactly right, but again, it wasn’t exactly wrong ……. it appears that the Bike Shop on the corner had just taken in a new delivery of bikes (pre-empting the usual August festive seasonal rush in the village no doubt ) ….. including the “Living Dead Zombie” model, with free blow up alien …..