When the house goes very quiet, followed by raucous laughter and loud bumps it’s time to worry ……
Darrell and Nigel had found some bubble wrap and that can only mean one thing ….. high jinx and an almost endless list of infringements of a Health and Safety nature!
….. Suffice to say they used their over active and furtive imaginations to create their own version of zorbing …….
…… Andy would have had a fit, if he had seen them! Heavens to Betsy, what on earth do I do with them both???
I have to admit to banging on the window robustly and telling them both to come inside, immediately and with post haste …. or else!!!
….. which they duly did, but, instead of hanging their heads in shame, Darrell decided that it was his turn to be wrapped up ….
….. claiming that the robust and energetic activity involved in his rolling around when in conjunction with the insulated nature of the bubble wrap helped increase his body heat and therefore the production of sweat ……. …… thus creating a most excellent and ingenious free mobile sauna suit, enabling him to detoxify and clear out his congested pores, which he is always telling me he is a martyr to! What is he like???? He could talk his way out of a paper bag!!!