Nigel had his best friend Marcel round yesterday and after a lot of robust chatter, laughter and a few bangs, it suddenly became very quiet ….. far too quiet …. and my suspicions were acutely aroused that some mischief may be afoot….
I searched each room carefully and then, when I came to the bedroom, I heard a gurgling sound that bore an uncanny resemblance to the one that I heard when I found Darrell with his face in the facial sauna the day before…..
…… a pile of hastily discarded clothes next to the aforementioned sauna, (that Darrell had failed to put away), told me all I needed to know …
….. Nigel and Marcel were enjoying the wholesome, relaxing and therapeutic properties of Finland together ….