…….. their usual Life Model had let them down at the last minute and the Head of Department had been going round desperately asking everyone and anyone if they would consider disrobing for artistic purposes, with a closed set and halogen heater provided, just to help her department out …. but her plaintive pleas were all met with a robust chorus of a definitely “no” type nature……. not to mention a little (infantile) sniggering!!!!!
….. She had almost given up all hope when she spied Nigel going about his sauce rotation duties, when she called into the kitchen to get a cappuccino latte mocha to steady her frayed nerves. It was an Ulrika ka ka ka “muse” moment ….. at first sight …..!!!
Tears poured down the poor woman’s face as Nigel disrobed with unbridled gay abandon in the Art Department, he fussed no a jot about drafts or gowns to cover his modesty in between poses ….. no pose, no matter how convoluted was too much trouble for him……
….. the aforementioned Head of Department suddenly realised she had found a “born and intuitive” life model ….. her muse ….. Nigel”