Darrell is a bit of a “Wowcher” fiend at the moment after seeing all the ads on TV, even getting up extra early in the morning, before work, to check out the latest offers he receives via e-mail.
So far he hasn’t “purchased” anything but I fear that it won’t be long before he does …. judging from the rapt, and robust musings coming from his general direction, as he perused the current deals ………
….. Like this one for a one day TV presenters course, with Darrell already picturing himself as the Daybreak Showbiz Correspondent in Hollywood bringing live probing and insightful reports to Lorraine and Aled from the Red Carpet of the latest La La Land event!
Or this one …..
….. especially when planning our outfits for the impending and much anticipated nuptials of Tom to The Lovely Laura, where fascinators will undoubtedly be de rigueur ….
And then, on the same thread of a matrimonial type nature …… there is the evening of unbridled dance planned for after the wedding feast, how splendid would it look if we were able to take to the dance floor and Salsa a la Louis Spence …. and adding a little contrast to the already proposed Morris Dancing exhibition!!!!!!
However, we are keeping this fire eating package well away from Nigel’s already furtive imagination …. his ever willingness to embrace anything new could, in this case, potentially put us in a Health and Safety situation ….