Hugh is really beginning to chill and become, for him, a little “ordinary”, having not flounced for at least two days and has turned his phone off saying “Zat Simone Cowellllll can do without moi pour un few days ….., it will no hurt him no???”
And, in his new found “ordinariness” Hugh has started to relish helping out with the household chores.
His particular favourite is the washing up (without rubber gloves) ”Oh mes petits fromages de Rougefort, I feel soooooooo relaxed, my showbiz life dans Notting Hill is a million miles away no????!”
“Madonnananana, she would not believe her eyes if she could see moi now, up to my elbows in zeese romantic, bubbly bubbles and hot water,cleaning zeese pots and pans, I think she would faint no????”
What is he like?