Following on from yesterdays gummi shark review there was much anticipated, tangible and palpable excitement throughout the day Chez Castle with regards to the testing of the confectionary delights of Nigel’s octopuses ……
….. because upon opening the packet of said confectionary, out plopped a very large and unappealing congealed mass of octopi …..
….. I am afraid a most definite and robust no nom nom situation of an unnatural mutant octopi type nature.
Now whether the temperature in the hold of our returning plane from Greece wasn’t conducive for the safe passage of gummi octopuses in suitcases we may never know …….
…… but in truth our appetites and enthusiasm had, by now, dimmed somewhat .
Nigel made a valiant effort ….. but even he had to agree eating something with a smiley face and some many tentacles was slightly disarming …..
So sadly, we all came to the agreement that for our unexpectedly mutant octopuses we could only ever have given them a resounding Eurovision “nul points” on our world famous Richter Scale of noms …….…… which must be a sad and tragic first for us!