Friday, 26 June 2020

Living La Vida Lockdown–Day 96–Beam Me Up Scottie ……..

When Nigel nipped up to Home Bargains to get some vitally essential Zoflora Linen Fresh and Brillo Pads for Darrell, he thought he might as well check just in case they also had any Lynx Africa and Marmite body spray or body gel, sadly, they did not…….. but our search goes on …….

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However, he was quite taken aback when he did find that they had shelves packed full of Easter stuff. He said he did several double takes and pinched himself a couple of times, worried that he may have found himself in a bizarre time warp of a seasonal type nature.

Everyone complains when Cadbury Creme Eggs hit the shops on 1st January and we sort of lost Easter in meltdown, but being able to get your Easter crafting done, a year ahead and six months before Christmas really made his head hurt, in fact it befuddled him so much that the poor little fella had to go for a lie down with a cold flannel on it when he got home, what is he like?

2 comments:

Mr.D said...

I take it that they are not items of a confectionery nature. They will be past their sell-by date, come next year.

Anonymous said...

ohhh I say.......maybe they haven't had time to put their Easter crafts away...with all that's been going on...so I can understand young nige's befuddlement. JantheFan x