We don’t know where to put ourselves ….. Darrell is so robustly excited that he is having to carry a brown paper bag around with him at all times to help with him hyperventilating with joy ….. because …..
We are going to meet the PE Lady’s Mum in REAL LIFE ….. how brilliant is that? The PE Lady says that her mum is as equally as excited as we are and that she has baked two sorts of cake for our delectation ….. This is just toooooooooooooooooo mahoooooosively wonderful for words …. and we can’t help wondering wondering if she will be knitting or sewing when we arrive, in between cutting the aforementioned two cakes???????
… We all agreed that it would look most impolite for us to except the PE Lady’s Mum’s hospitality if we turned up empty handed (which is a Top Tip we have picked up from watching Come Dine With Me), so we charged Nigel with going to the Village Tesco Express over the road to find a small gift that was pertinent for the Mother of a PE Lady. Nigel’s choice, if choosing for himself, would have been a smorgasbord of Dib Dabs, Refreshers, Milky Ways, and Animal Bars, but he knew that proper ladies, like the PE Lady’s Mum, prefer something a little more refined ….. so he finally opted for a mahoosive box of Celebrations, as indeed, our visit would be a celebration of “old friends” finally meeting for the first time.
Bless him, the box was almost as big as Nigel, but he is nothing but tenacious …. and after about an hour and a half of struggling he finally got back home!
We agreed it was a most excellent choice, something The PE Lady’s Mum could dip into as a reward as she completed each row of her knitting.