Friday, 23 August 2013

Soooooooooo Excited …. We Could Almost Spontaneously Combust At Any Minute ……..!

The Wedding of the Year ….  and much anticipated matrimonial nuptials of Tom the Scientist to the Lovely, Lovely, Lovely Laura are but 48 hours away …… and as such, last night we decided to have a small bijou stag night of our own to celebrate the conjugality's, all be it without the “stag”,  the aforementioned Tom the Scientist  ….. who,  as they say at all good award ceremonies,  unfortunately could not be with us due to his being greatly occupied with final bridegroomial duties of great import.
bijou stag do We decided to open a several bottles of lager, followed by a tot or two of Bailey’s (which we found in the garage) and a couple of antibiotic probiotic drinks to help adhere to our rigorous health regime, but the combination proved extremely potent ….. despite lining our stomachs beforehand with milk, as advised by our stag night handbook and a robust tea of two eggs, chips and beans, with bread and butter on the side  …..
tom's stag do minus tomWe toasted the Bride, the Groom, the Bride and Groom, the Bridesmaids, both individually and as a group,  the Best Man, the Mother of the Bride, the Equally Lovely Denise and the Father of the Bride, the Ever Patient Ken, and then the Mother and Father of the Bride together, followed by toasts to the Mother of the Groom, our nieces, Daisy and Emily who are reading the poem, Lucy and Joe who are the witnesses ….. and Andy who would be watching from Heaven. By then we were feeling not a little woozy and woolly headed but decided to do it all over again (….. several times) just in case we had left someone important out, which would have been most rude and remiss!!!!
hungover…………… And so this morning, and for the rest of the day we are taking it VERY easy and keeping all noise and movement of a robust type nature to a minimal!


Mr.D said...

Which are better for you?
Probiotics or antibiotics?
Did you let Nigel drink too?
How old is he?

Anonymous said...

Oh boys, boys, boys! JantheFan x

Anonymous said...

Oh boys, just as well you do not have to drive there! See you later. Love from ELD and EPK!

Di said...

Bwahahaha - so funny. Hope the bad heads are worth it and that you have a wonderful time on the BIG Day. A hair of the dog will soon have you all up and running again, and kicking your heels up with everyone else.

We'll be thinking of you all and may even partake of a little snifter ourselves to celebrate from Hampshire :)

Big hugs, Hank, Marvin and Di

marc said...

o boys you done every one proud a real stag night well almost no one was tied up naked to a lamp post or put on a train to Scotland big love and a showbiz wave Hugh and marc

Anonymous said...

Good heavens! when you celebrate, stag wise, you go all out!...but after all, it is a once in a lifetime celebration....hope you can walk come the morrow and see, even if it a bit foggy....Dianne