Soooooooooo Excited …. We Could Almost Spontaneously Combust At Any Minute ……..!

The Wedding of the Year ….  and much anticipated matrimonial nuptials of Tom the Scientist to the Lovely, Lovely, Lovely Laura are but 48 hours away …… and as such, last night we decided to have a small bijou stag night of our own to celebrate the conjugality's, all be it without the “stag”,  the aforementioned Tom the Scientist  ….. who,  as they say at all good award ceremonies,  unfortunately could not be with us due to his being greatly occupied with final bridegroomial duties of great import.

We decided to open a several bottles of lager, followed by a tot or two of Bailey’s (which we found in the garage) and a couple of antibiotic probiotic drinks to help adhere to our rigorous health regime, but the combination proved extremely potent ….. despite lining our stomachs beforehand with milk, as advised by our stag night handbook and a robust tea of two eggs, chips and beans, with bread and butter on the side  …..

We toasted the Bride, the Groom, the Bride and Groom, the Bridesmaids, both individually and as a group,  the Best Man, the Mother of the Bride, the Equally Lovely Denise and the Father of the Bride, the Ever Patient Ken, and then the Mother and Father of the Bride together, followed by toasts to the Mother of the Groom, our nieces, Daisy and Emily who are reading the poem, Lucy and Joe who are the witnesses ….. and Andy who would be watching from Heaven. By then we were feeling not a little woozy and woolly headed but decided to do it all over again (….. several times) just in case we had left someone important out, which would have been most rude and remiss!!!!

…………… And so this morning, and for the rest of the day we are taking it VERY easy and keeping all noise and movement of a robust type nature to a minimal!