We think we have now bonded with our new mahooooooosive “demountable orifice” as Darrell likes to call it …
It is right at the end of a very long and echoey corridor , that reminds us of a scene from Casualty, in fact Darrell had been looking for a trolley to enact a scene with Nigel to prove the point ….. what are they like?
Darrell’s shredder has been carefully repositioned, precision calibrated, and professionally plugged in and he has been shredding documents of a confidential nature with gay abandon ever since …..
….. although I have a few niggles ….. but I will not bore you the minutia (at the moment) …..as my new demountable orifice motto is now “offer a solution, not a problem” ….. when preparing to speak to “the powers that be”!
We have a mahooosive whiteboard which is the object of robust novelty at the moment …… we make everyone who visits us sign in ….. and I have added a certain levity with my “word of the week” spot …. which we must all try to use, as often as we can, at any pertinent juncture of the day…… even if our interpretation isn’t isn’t quite right, as is often the case!
However, I am afraid the novelty of the aforementioned whiteboard and an ample supply of whiteboard pens is proving too much, for Darrell who insists on filling his side with infantile drawings, what is he like?
And then we have “view” ……. neigh “vista” ….. as seen through the security wire in the windows, the bars across the windows and the railings placed in front of the windows………. which is proving to be quite a distraction ……..