Lucy asked Darrell if he would like to go with her to Home Bargains … as she desperately needed to get some lens wipes for her glasses and to stock up on of her favourite Miss Piggy foam bath, which is always so hard to find, adding that Darrell was always excellent company on trips of a retail type nature, not only as a bon viveur and raconteur but also because of his uncanny ability to spot things that she often missed, didn’t know she wanted, but all of a sudden did …….
….. like this excellent wall hanging, which would no doubt go down a storm as a conversation piece for when we eventually get round to sending our CV and menu proposals to Come Dine With Me!
However, one piece of home furnishing that categorically will not be crossing the threshold of Castle Greysquirrel is this set of One Direction scatter cushions ….. “Soooooo not even kitsch!” announced Darrell with a dismissive flounce ….!!
But, these Big Bear In the Blue House bacon flavour corn snacks (99p for 6 packs) definitely did have the seal of Darrell’s approval ……