You may recall (from all of yesterday) that Nigel made a considered purchase of a Dora the Explorer, “novel” as he likes to call his books, for 5p from the Easter Monday Fair ….. called Dora Loves Boots …..
Now, it’s hard to believe I know ….. but when Nigel settled down to read his aforementioned “novel” he was very disappointed and not a little confused ….
…… because he really was under the impression that it would be a “novel” about Dora’s love for and adventures when shopping in Boots The Chemist ….. which was, he assumed, her shop of choice ….. especially as in most of the illustrations Dora could be seen carrying an ample shopping basket for what Nigel presumed would be her considered purchases of a pharmaceutical and/or cosmetic type nature!
….. His expectation was high for riveting tales of bubble bath perusal, refunds or exchanges without a receipts, or Dora’s need for assistance from the Pharmacist when selecting the best cough syrup for her tickly and irritating cough …. hopefully with hilarious consequences ……