Monday 1 April 2013

We Are Soooooo Proud–Darrell The Face Of Marmite!

Unbeknownest to us all, Darrell has been beating a path to the Marmite casting couch on his frequent visits to London, where we thought he was merely perfecting the art of London Lounging ……… when in fact he was attending a series of clandestine meetings of great import to discuss matters of a very high profile type nature to become ………
limited Edition Marmite….. the new face of Marmite …… a bit like Gary Linekar and Walkers crisps but just million times betterer!!!
Face of MarmiteWe are sooooo robustly proud ….. The Special 1st April Limited Edition “Darrell” jars are only available today, in a very small number of comestible retail establishments, spread all over the country….. so if you manage to find one,  you will be one of only a very few …… Unfortunately our own personal jar is under armed guard in the bank vault of Coutts in London …. otherwise we would have posed with it, sitting at our kitchen table,  on this very proud and auspicious day …….. Who’d have thought it eh?  Darrell the face of our savoury spread of choice ……
HELLO……. we are sooooooo blessed in a poignant Hello Magazine type way. No doubt, by now a deal has been brokered and a photographer, director, and an exclusive wardrobe department,  as well as a whole myriad of make up and personal assistants are on their way to Castle Greysquirrel, where, fortuitously, we are prepared and poised to do a 42 page exclusive spread at the very least!!!! It’s ALL too exciting!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh I say - I trust fame, fortune and the taste of Marmite won't go to his head - and when he is sitting on his lofty throne he will remember who got him there. I want front row seat when he gets his first TV award. Congratulations Darrell - hope you aren't going to have to move to The Big Smoke to further your burgeoning celebrity status. JantheFan x

Mr.D said...

The exclusive spread - of Marmite, more like. A great date for such a story.

Anj said...

Good one Monkey!!
**wink**

Anonymous said...

You mean I've been fooled young Darrell - and here's me looking for a suitable outfit for a celeb bash. Sucks man! JantheFan x

Mr.D said...

As I wrote, great day for such a story! April Fool's day! I wasn't fooled, this time at least.
Never mind, JtF.

Dianne said...

Wow!! What a fantastic career is looming for a die hard Marmite fan!...will autographed pictures soon be available to his fans???....How amazing is it this all happened on this day when tricks abound! Dianne

marc said...

O i lol when i saw the date your on the ball or should i say jar with this one big love marc