Darrell nipped over to the village Tesco Express yesterday morning only wanting to purchase a pint of milk and some Bran Buds …
….. but, he was waylaid by two VERY distracting pillars either side of the automatic doors heralding the arrival of a new Maltesers Teasers chocolate bar! Now, Maltesers are our No. 1 confectionery comestible of choice …. and so it was a no brainer that Darrell should purchase several of the aforementioned Maltesers Teasers ……..
…… in order for us to conduct one of our now famous, insightful and in depth confectionery reviews, which will, no doubt, guarantee an almighty influx of readers flocking to the shops to make considered purchases of the said Maltesers Teasers solely on our recommendation!
The excitement round our kitchen table at this new Malteser development was both palpable and tangible …… and Nigel did not waste anytime doing the honour of divesting one of the bars from its wrapper …..
…… his first comment was to remark that the bar looked like little bums …. however, we will rapidly skirt round that observation with all due haste …..
We wondered, neigh hoped, that there would be an ample sufficiency of malty honeycomby bits in the bar …… let’s just say that it was most generously studded and thus did not disappoint.
After much consideration and nomming we have unanimously agreed that new Maltesers Teasers deserves a score of 9.5 on our Richter scale of noms, whether chomped and chewed a la Nigel and Darrell or sucked, as I prefer, firstly to enjoy the melting chocolate and then to savour the little malty morsels ….. Mars ….. we can safely say in our opinion, you have a winner on your hands …. and ask how we can get on your review panel????