Thursday 20 June 2013

Beyond A Joke!

I think Nigel’s fascination for all things of a building site type nature may have gone a little too far …. and could now be regarded as bordering on the obsessional!
lost workmans gloveslost work gloves
Fortunately,  I was with him when he spotted a pair of abandoned work gloves on the way to work …. one of my looks and a robustly stern “No”,  was enough to prevent him from picking them up and squirrelling them way ….
Skulking by the shedskulking in the garden
However, I had noticed that over the past few days he had been skulking, quite furtively,  at the bottom of the garden …. and disappearing for hours in the shed ……
skulking in garden shed….. call it instinct,  but I had a strange Derek Acorah feeling that he was up to something ……
discovered in the garden shed….. I am not proud of it, but I decided that I ought to follow and sneak up on him …. and see what held so much fascination for him in the shed, as I was sure it wasn’t plant pots and compost ……
guilty face…… Poor Nigel, when he saw me,  he nearly jumped out of his skin ….. and his guilty little face said it all …
guilt written all over his face….. because, goodness knows where he had got them from or how he’d snook them past Darrell and I without rousing our suspicions,  …. but not only had he procured a “no smoking” sign ……
roadworks lamp…… but also an old road lamp ………….. Oh Nigel,  …. what are we going to do with him ….. I fear a midnight knock on the door any day now,  with Castle Greysquirrel being torn apart brick by brick by the Roadwork's Police trying to recover other similar stolen paraphernalia!!!!

4 comments:

Mr.D said...

Someone needs to keep an eye on young Nigel.

marc said...

o he is just trying to be a student they always use to have those lamps and signs may be he picked them up of a skip out side a students digs they are getting ready for summer hols and wanted to be part of the intellectual crowd or he could half inched them and the old bill will be out in force looking for them while peps are murdered in there beds who can say its all a big mystery did he have help as they are very big things to carry on his own big love marc ,,,,, o darling he could have his face on crime watch I could play him in the reconstruction vid how absolutely smashing big getting ready for my part showbiz wave Hugh

Mr.D said...

Marc, you reminded me of the rude phrase: "Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch."
Snigger, snigger.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm.......Nigel's acquisitions raise a lot of questions....where, when, how and why?? there is a bit of a guilty look going on......Has dear Nigel lost his innocence? Can't possibly be....Dianne