Darrell has hardly taken off his tiger onsie since he unwrapped it on Christmas morning …… even when we went over to the Lovely Laura’s mum and dad’s house for lunch, he was still very tightly enveloped within it ……… by which hangs a “fluffy” tail …..
Tom and The Lovely Laura have taken in a cat, a cat called Jupiter, and had bought him with them for Christmas, to stay at the said Lovely Laura’s mum and dad’s house for Christmas …… and Darrell one hearing the news was very keen to make Jupiter’s acquaintance …….……although I am not so sure that Jupiter was as keen…….. …… on making Darrell’s acquaintance!
Darrell proclaimed that in his onsie he sort of felt at one with Jupiter ……. being two “cats” together …… goodness only know what he was going on about, too much sherry in the Lovely Laura’s mum’s trifle I suspect! I told him, I said …. “Darrell, wearing a tiger onsie doesn’t make one in any shape or form anything like a cat !!!!” What is he like?
However, Darrell was having none of it, wondering if Jupiter on seeing him looking a suitably
stupid feline, would feel a connection or affinity with him …..