Oh dear, what promised so much just over a week ago has descended into our televisual nightmare! Unfortunately, the
antiques antics of certain characters in this years Celebrity Big Brother has caused us to choke robustly on our Christmas Quality Street and salted popcorn, resulting, sadly, in the withdrawal our patronage!
We have felt it best to close the door on it all as it were, and instead occupy our evenings with good, honest and robust debate and convivial conversation round the kitchen table, and rearrange the following words …..
thunder the, alley, morals, cats, of !!!!!!!!!
If we were said celebrities in the Big Brother House we would try to bring fun, laughter, Darrell’s cooking and perhaps a little product placement of a confectionary type nature to the proceedings …..
…….. but certainly not rampant and salacious canooooodlings …… it’s just soooooo non de rigueur!