Lucy said that my advertent £9.50 Sun Holiday experience would not be complete without having a Mr Whippy 99. She told me to stay where I was and not move, and that she would be back in two shakes of a lambs tail……
So I sat very still and hummed to myself, thinking that Bournemouth beach wasn’t best suited to a flock of sheep.
But, when I saw Lucy coming towards with one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen (except for the fragrant Cheryl Cole, of course) all thoughts of sheep wandering across the beach, looking for a blade of grass flew out of my mind.
I thought Marmite was my very most favourite food in all the world, but now I am not so sure.