Well….. aided and abetted by Nigel, he has planted lots and lots of sweet peas in a long box on the wall ……
…… the plan being that they will grow all over the monstrosity and transform it into a wall of “fragrant and delicate floral beauty” as Darrell so succinctly put it.
He also has plans for a couple of hanging baskets to hang from the brackets ………. what is he like?
I am tempted to buy him a scarecrow ornament from Poundland ….. but I am fearful that he might tut and flounce in a theatrical type nature and say that Alan Titchmarch would never countenance such a common object in his garden!! But that sort of makes me want to get one more!!