Someone left an “unguarded” table of body softening samples outside The Body Shop yesterday …… and it proved to be too much temptation for Darrell, who prides himself on his transmetrotexuality …. and enthusiastic usage of all products of a beauty type nature.
…. AND I am sooooo glad I wasn’t there with him, because he took the (empty) pot that he has his sunflower seeds in from his lunchbox and helped himself to a mahoooosive spatula of the Satsuma Body Butter onto which he plonked an equally mahoosive dollop of the Coconut Shimmer Body Butter to try later and then scurried off before anyone saw him ….. what is he like??? I am so ashamed!!