Yesterday I found Darrell robustly studying the “menu” for the Sarah Louise’s Beauty Salon across the road.
He said he needed a bit of “me time”.
At first he wasn’t sure what he wanted .... or what part of his body needed doing the most.
..... after getting into some very strange positions .... he finally decided that he would invest in a “Toe Tidy” at just £8.50.
However, when I warned him that this will entail the total disrobement of his aforementioned toe regions …. I think he began to reconsider, because, despite all his bravado, Darrell does have a few issues of an intimate exposure type nature…. what is he like?