……. Mr Kipling’s Frosty Fancies ……
….. which he has eloquently waxed lyrical and described as being “The most sublime little Christmassy confections made of sponge that is as light as an angels breathe, with a totally exquisite vanilla topping hidden beneath the softest and exceptionally agreeable of white icings ……… ” 
“………….. It’s snow use, I simply cannot resist them and neither can my little chums. Mr Kipling has certainly peaked for us this Christmas with his exceeding good festive comestibles…… nom, nom nom!!! ”
“ …… Please Sir ….. 
“…… can we have some more?”
Oh, good grief, what is he like?!!!!!!
5 comments:
I'm partial to a bit of Mr. Kipling myself - especially his fancies.
JantheFan x
Nigel can certainly wax lyrical.
Talking about the author, the old saucy seaside postcard joke goes:
"Do you like Kipling?"
"I don´t know, you naughty boy, I have never kippled."
Christmas Spirit of the delicious sort for Nigel and his adorable friends...what a happy group of cutie friends...Dianne
mr kipling was my nans choice of sunday tea time treat that and a swiss roll lol who are your new friends nigel are they twins were did you meet them and do they know they have no pants on big love marc
Marc,
Your comment about swiss roll reminded me of the old jokes.
How do you make a Swiss roll? Poke his eyes out.
How do you make a Venetian blind? Stamp on his foot.
How do you make a Maltese cross? Give him a push.
.......right answers but in the wrong order.
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