Nigel has been putting a lot of robust thought into what he should get for Tallulah for Christmas over the past week or so. So much so that we had to put a stop on him watching The Jewellery Channel and have had to hid all our mobile phones.However, we heaved a (temporary) sigh of relief when he finally announced that his festive gift of choice and hopefully, Yuletide joy for the lovely Tallulah would be a box of chocolates …. and thankfully not something in tanzanite or tourmaline!!
“Oh mah, lordie, lordie Nigel, mah little pumpernickel, what ahhhh you like? …. And what ahhhh you trying to do to mah figggguuuure , mah dress aint gonna fit me if I eat all these fine chocooooolattes!”
“…… You ahhh suchhhh ah naughty, naughty boy, but I do love you ….! “ Then she ripped away the paper, opened the box, barely glancing at the “menu”, and declared, with chocolates flying akimbo ….. that "It would be ahhh awful, awful cryin’ shame to let them go stale ……. especially at Christmas time!”What is she like?