….. for the odd Rice Krispie Square or Cadbury Brunch Bar when they fancy something sweet of a mid afternoon treat type nature.
……… the awe and wonder of how an item of comestible choice tantalisingly edges slowly forward and then drops down into the tray below at the push of a button is, at times, even more fascinating than a David Attenborough programme for him.So ….. when The Cook Lady asked Nigel if he would actually like to assist in the replenishing the aforementioned Cadbury Brunch Bars, he was totally beside himself, his eyes glazed over and you could see him visibly shaking with excitement
It was such an honour, and later Cook Lady congratulated him on his careful and diligent product placement.
It has been a brilliant week for Nigel thus far, what with his extra duties re: sauce distribution and provision, but now …. the Holy Grail of Nigel’s naked blonde ambition, now that he has been given a taste of all its splendour, is to be promoted to the vending machine division ….. “I don’t care if I have to have a medical in my underpants or need to go to University to get there” he declared robustly “But …. my future lies truly in vending” What is he like?