As you know Darrell is very much in touch with all things of a skin care type nature, following a rigorous beauty regime……and a keen interest in the latest demonstrations and products on QVC…..
….. but he has almost driven me mad with his constant grumbling about the effect the cold weather and central heating has been having on his complexion and hands, so in the end I told him to go and see Natalie at “Beautique”, the village Beauty Salon for a consultation.
Natalie told him that there was very little she could offer for him because, despite all his robust protestations, Darrell had quiet lovely skin, not unlike a
baby’s bum, ripe peach……
…… but she suggested that,
if he was looking for a New Year boost to his beauty regime, some of her gentlemen clients like a little waxing for a nice smooth silky feeling in the trouser department, which Darrell might like to consider…..
…. However, after initially saying he would give it a go, Darrell began to a serious change of mind as Natalie handed him a fluffy white towel as they both waited for her wax pot to warm up. The prospect of having to remove
any of his clothing just became too embarrassing for Darrell to contemplate and in the end he apologised to Natalie, saying that perhaps a male manicure would be more his treatment of choice, for today, at least …….
Natalie tutted a little, turned off her wax pot and went to fetch some warm water instead for Darrell to soak his cuticles ….. and told him to peruse her vast array of varnishes ….
Darrell decided to have just one nail painted in turquoise on his left hand and then have the others done in clear glossy ….. what is he like?
But, at least his modesty was left intact, and perhaps his experience will make him a little less vain …. though I doubt it somehow!
As you know Darrell is very much in touch with all things of a skin care type nature, following a rigorous beauty regime……and a keen interest in the latest demonstrations and products on QVC…..
….. but he has almost driven me mad with his constant grumbling about the effect the cold weather and central heating has been having on his complexion and hands, so in the end I told him to go and see Natalie at “Beautique”, the village Beauty Salon for a consultation. 
Natalie told him that there was very little she could offer for him because, despite all his robust protestations, Darrell had quiet lovely skin, not unlike a 
…… but she suggested that, if he was looking for a New Year boost to his beauty regime, some of her gentlemen clients like a little waxing for a nice smooth silky feeling in the trouser department, which Darrell might like to consider….. 
…. However, after initially saying he would give it a go, Darrell began to a serious change of mind as Natalie handed him a fluffy white towel as they both waited for her wax pot to warm up. The prospect of having to remove any of his clothing just became too embarrassing for Darrell to contemplate and in the end he apologised to Natalie, saying that perhaps a male manicure would be more his treatment of choice, for today, at least …….
Natalie tutted a little, turned off her wax pot and went to fetch some warm water instead for Darrell to soak his cuticles ….. and told him to peruse her vast array of varnishes ….
Darrell decided to have just one nail painted in turquoise on his left hand and then have the others done in clear glossy ….. what is he like?
But, at least his modesty was left intact, and perhaps his experience will make him a little less vain …. though I doubt it somehow!
5 comments:
I can see Darren was more than a little enamored by the beauticious Natalie - he has that look in his eyes - (the type he has when he looks at a pizza menu.) I would certainly have kept my trousers on when around any lady with a waxing pot and a tutting mouth!!! Stick with the manicure Darrell.
JantheFan x
Whew! that was a close call, but common sense and modesty prevailed....very wise choice with the manicure and the perfect artistic creative touch with the turquoise dash of colour....Darrell is certainly treading the trendy young man's path to an acknowledged fashion icon status.....Dianne
Bwahahahaha - close call Darrell! He could have ended up being offered vajazzles/pejazzles - sorry, too much information :( Slap my wrists! xx
one should wait till summer for such a waxing its all a bit draffty in the winter big love marc
I hope he does not decide to remove all of his fur! Very painful (I assume.)
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