Where did Celebrity Big Brother 2013 spring from? We pride ourselves on our robust knowledge of televisual viewing of a reality type nature, but we honestly didn’t know it was happening until we tuned into the launch night, totally by accident, while I was channel hopping and Darrell fetched the cashews.
…. and now, we shall be totally immersed for the next few weeks while it’s all going on …. and we have a new toy to further enhance our viewing pleasure …….
…. a Britain’s Got Talent buzzer …. Auntie Jan gave it to us for Christmas but it seems a shame to wait to use it for the new series of the aforementioned programme …. so we are using it for Big Brother to express our displeasure if the housemates do not behave in a proper and seemly manner……! Nigel is in bed when it is on, which is no bad thing as we are sure there will be scenes of a bare bottom, nudity type nature and we don’t want him re-enacting anything he may see.
It’s very early doors, but our front runner by a mile, at the moment is Rylan. Now, we are the first to admit that we were not that enamoured by him on X Factor, but he has grown on us, we intuitively feel that what you see is what you get …. we also think he will prove to be a kind and caring soul, BUT if he has something to say, he will say it ……. however, we could be wrong, although our top secret connections within the TV industry say that our spooky Derek Acorah feelings are not too far off the mark!
We also like Frankie ….. he could get up to all sorts with Razor and Gillian could also be a sweetie pie, if a bit dull if/when things get controversial or heated as she will stay in the background, rather than offend.
But, we really, really don’t like Speidi, what sort of name is that? Perhaps Darrell and I should become more on trend name wise and be collectively known as Keydar? Anyway, Speidi will definitely get our first vote of the series to be evicted …..
…. closely followed by someone called Lacey, who twitters far too much for our delicate male ears. We also understand she spends quite a lot of her time without clothes on (even at work!!), which impresses us not a jot as we have that all the time with Nigel!