You’ll have to pardon me if I seem a trifle weary today, though our “Holiday of a Lifetime Holiday” is still quite a long way away, there are still matters of an insurance and officialdom type nature that need to be attended to, in order that our safe passage to the Land of the Free can be assured …….
…… and as such, I have spent the best part of a day on the internet trying to get the best deal for our travel insurance followed by answering probing questions about our criminal activities and past!!!!!
I decided that I won’t trouble Darrell and Nigel with the intricacies of their aforementioned "Holiday of a Lifetime Holiday" paperwork …. if I tell them that I have finally got "our Esta", they will only get excited, at the prospect of us taking Esther Rantzen along with us, heaven forbid, to assist with any consumer issues we may encounter whilst in Las vegas …..
...And, if I mention insurance they will only insist that we go to the one with the meerkets and that aint happening either, whether they do travel insurance or give us a free squeaky toy or not!