Tuesday 22 January 2013

Poor Nigel

Poor Nigel ……
snowman attachment….. we think he has developed seasonal snowman attachment syndrome by proxy …….
Snowman in the garden…… now, whenever we can’t find him and he is very quiet,  we know that  he’s gazing out of the window at William, as he calls him.
snowmanWilliam has now lost his nose,  which has upset Nigel greatly ….. but we have had to tell him, in no uncertain terms, that “No, he can’t bring William inside, because snowmen are transient and must stay outside in the cold while they are with us, no matter how heart breaking it may seem”
050Poor Nigel ….. there’s no doing with him!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh dear Nigel I feel your pain - don't let that Darrell read The Snowman story to you. I can't watch that when it is on TV - I get too upset at the ending. There really is no hope for me.
JantheFan x

Mr.D said...

Don't mention the possibility of putting William in the freezer next to the horseburgers.

Mr.D said...

P.S.
Another late night JtF? Do you work a late shift?
I am 6 hours behind but before Christmas I was 6 hours ahead. Midnight in the UK is 6 pm here in Mexico and was 6 am in Kazakhstan.

Di said...

Please don't tell Nigel - but I think William's twiggy arms of a stick like nature might also have fallen off :(

Di xx

Anonymous said...

He's losing it bit by bit Mr. D - bit like us all I guess.
JantheFan x
p.s. what's all this with the 666 stuff - what are you trying to tell us???

marc said...

it is sad he needs to be told that when he melts he goes back to clouds where he will rain down and make flowers grow or he could again be snow if only you belive or some thing like that may be iceland would keep him safe in oneof their big freezers for nigel he should ask them big love marc

Anonymous said...

Nigel's snowman attachment woes are those of every snowman lover....but, dear Nigel, remember, "He will be back again one day"...just like Frosty!....Dianne

Anonymous said...

PS...even with no nose, William is still adorable...Dianne

Mr.D said...

Marc - I like your poetic description very much.
JtF - 666? Sheer coincidence, honest!