What Have We Started??????

Nigel’s wardrobe malfunction problems have been troubling me robustly for a little a while now …..

There’s only so much bum cleavage one can take ….

…. and after seeing it on a a very regular basis for quite some time I have to admit that it has lost a little of it’s certain allure and erm …. fascination!

I also have to confess to being very afraid that when we try to enter immigration control at Last Vegas airport,  at the start our Holiday of a Lifetime Holiday, we would be stopped and Nigel refused entry under some violation of an act of indecency type nature.

But, Nigel’s body shape does not really confirm to the norm and so finding a range of “designer” wear that fits him perfectly has not been an easy task, but, thanks to Darrell’s due diligence, we finally came up trumps ….. and found two outfits, that “Will become,” says Darrell “ …the key pieces of Nigel’s new wardrobe!”

Now, Nigel not known for his shyness had his “kit” was off, at the kitchen table before you could say “Gok Wan’s Fashion Fix” …….

…. and the transformation was instantaneous …..  from indecent exposure ….

….. to boy next door chicanista chic …..

….. with, no hint of a cleavage or VPL …..

and Nigel thinking he is the bees knees knees!!!!!!

Success ……

…. and Nigel’s old trousers were shown abruptly to the bin!

However …..  curious to see what else he might fancy to go with his new look, we foolishly showed Nigel from whence his new sartorial apparel came….

…. we now bitterly regret that decision, because Nigel is now desperate to see and speak to the Lovely Laura, as he thinks that he has found the perfect ensemble in which to perform his bridesmaidship duties at Tom and the aforementioned Lovely Laura’s forthcoming nuptials  …… oh good grief …. WHAT have we started!!!??????

Nigel's new wardrobe is from the Build a Bear Workshop http://www.buildabear.co.uk/shop/browsecategory.aspx?Category=smallfrys_accessories