When Nigel arrived at work he had an unexpected, unplanned and totally unintentional Bush Tucker Trail (but indoors and in England & without the grubs & stuff ….. or Ant and Dec) ….
It seems that Rebecca, the very tall Exams Officer had been been moonlighting at Crufts at the weekend and had bought Donna, the Work Experience Lady, some freebies for her “little Rico” to try – but Nigel, happened upon them first ……mistaking them for part of his Red Nose Marathon Bush Tucker etc.
…. and so the aforementioned “little Rico” didn’t actually get his doggy muffin or fishy treats! …… Nigel said nothing, except that he thought that the muffin had maybe been a trifle stale, as it was rather tough, and lacking in a muffins usual lightness …. but nevertheless it was still worth 9.5 noms!!! What is he like?