Friday 15 March 2013

Nigel’s Marathon Bush Tucker Trail (But Indoors and In England & Without The Grubs & Stuff) …. 9.00am

When Nigel arrived at work he had an unexpected, unplanned  and totally unintentional Bush Tucker Trail (but indoors and in England & without the grubs & stuff ….. or Ant and Dec) ….
Fish Treats and Doggy MuffinsIt seems that Rebecca, the very tall Exams Officer had been been moonlighting at Crufts at the weekend and had bought Donna, the Work Experience Lady, some freebies for her “little Rico” to try – but Nigel,  happened upon them first ……mistaking them for part of his Red Nose Marathon Bush Tucker etc.
Red Nose Day 2013 Doggy Fish Treats…. and so the aforementioned “little Rico” didn’t actually get his doggy muffin or fishy treats! …… Nigel said nothing, except that he thought that the muffin had maybe been a trifle stale, as it was rather tough, and lacking in a muffins usual lightness …. but nevertheless it was still worth 9.5 noms!!! What is he like?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

As long as Nigel doesn't start barking during his BTT. Go Nigel - (go - and that does not mean cocking your leg up against the nearest tree.)
JantheFan x

Anonymous said...

Wow, Crufts!! they would be the gourmet sort for those pure bred pedigree stars of the show ring.....they are confusing in their deceptive muffin guise....Nigel is a regular eating machine.....Dianne

Anonymous said...

He managed to find something less tasty and more csrdboard-like than All Bran (a task in itself!) - surely his next food trial will taste better....

marc said...

O nigel they spoil you with such wounderous 5 star treats we would love to help you out big licks and tail wag hugs your london fan club girls

Mr.D said...

I have eaten dog biscuits (intentionally)a few times.
Did me no harm but I may be barking up the wrong tree.