Thursday, 16 May 2013

I Must Tell Darrell …..

Lloyds ChemistI must tell Darrell that the village chemist has a mix and match, buy one get one free offer on all foot care products ….
Lloyds Mix and Match Footcare….. as he is forever telling me how much a martyr he is to his much mentioned verruca and advanced corn…..
Corn and Callous safety knifeHowever,  should Darrell make a considered corn and callous safety knife type purchase I feel that it should be kept well out of reach of Nigel …. as we really don’t want the removal of any foot parts that might prove more useful than first thought and thus find ourselves in casualty brandishing them a plastic bag asking for them to be reapplied! I can see it all now …….


Mr.D said...

Would there be lots of blood?

marc said...

blood and hi drama your no one untill you have stared in Casualty
or may be eastenders big show biz wave Hugh

Anonymous said...

.....and you know that A&E are under a lot of pressure atm! So best keep out of that dept. JantheFan x

Anonymous said...

A wonderful opportunity for anyone who is a martyr to foot problems...much to consider with so many options!.....Dianne