We are not actually sure as to whether Nigel will have any actual verbal discourse with Her (long to reign over us) Majesty at her Garden Party at Buckingham Palace, but four armed is best forwarmed …. or words to that effect ….
….. and as such Darrell has taken it upon himself to tutor Nigel in all matters of an
electrocution elocution type nature……. so that if the situation should arise he can talk to the Queen proper.So it would not be an understatement to say that “…. the rain in Spain” has been robustly raining “on the plain” chez Castle Greysquirrel ……
…… with Darrell rather relishing his role as Professor Higgins …… to Nigel’s Eliza Doolittle …..
However, some of the faces Nigel has been pulling in order to get the right sounds out may have to be tempered or else Her (long to reign over us) Majesty may need to rapidly pass on down the line, for fear of bursting into a fit of unaccustomed royal laughter …..
We have also been advised by “someone what knows” that should Nigel have any of the aforementioned discourse with The Queen, in the first instance he should call her “Your Majesty” ……
…… and then after that she should be addressed as “Mam” as in “Jam” and NOT “Marm” as in “Smarm”. Poor Nigel is now worried that on curtseying bountifully (still to be practised), he will look up and call The Queen “Jam” instead of “Mam” in all his nervousness.