Since “Briangate” when Nigel lost Brian, we have had several people with a background in matters of security asking us what, if any, safety measures we have put in place to prevent another such emotional event happening.
Well, after a robust time and motion study of Nigel, taking into consideration where he takes and leaves Brian and what activities they pursue, we have come up with the following:- Brian has had a hair extension put in his tail with a bell worked into it ……..
….. so that we will be alerted instantly to any movement Brian makes, no matter where he has secreted his personnage.
We have also fashioned a little box on a lead, with more bells incorporated, for Nigel to pull along when he takes Brian for a walk, this can also double up as a bed.
I gave the responsibility of embellishing the said little box on a lead to Darrell, unfortunately he spelt Brian’s name wrong …..