Friday 4 January 2013

Bestowed Upon Us ….. Marmite of A Very Posh Type Nature ….

We can’t tell you how mahooosively disappointed we were that we didn’t succeed in getting our faces shown live in the Marmite Oxford Street  Christmas Lights  ….. sadly ALL the (many) pictures we submitted were cruelly rejected ……
MarmiteOxfordStreet…. however, someone we know quite well managed to get herself emblazoned, and she said she didn’t even try that hard ….. it was a bitter pill to swallow ….. but in the end we feel that we have coped well with our thwarted blonde ambition!
Silver lid marmiteBut …. it was Granny G, knowing of our (hidden) sadness that bought renewed joy to our hearts …..
Marmite silver lid….. because,  for Christmas, she gave us a real silver topped jar of our very favourite savoury spread of choice …. which goes perfectly with the Marmite spoon and spreader that Hugh gave Darrell on his last visit to romantic Notting Hill.
Silver lid marmite.To say we feel posh, is a robust understatement, if we could, we would wear tiaras and ermine cloaks at breakfast, but that, we know,  would be a little impractical.
Marmite Silver Lid.But we are so awfully, awfully chuffed, yah,  in a totally Tatler magazine type way!
Silver Lid Marmite JarAfter partaking in our breakfast,  Darrell and I have decreed that it is Nigel’s job to polish the jar before we put it away, under lock and key,  in our makeshift safe (namely,  Darrell’s pocket cashbox).
Silver lid Marmite Jar.We have told him that he has to clean it until he can see his face clearly in it …. with no finger marks
Life is good! Now …. the icing on the Marmite cake would be for one (or all) of us to be the monthly faces of Marmite in 2013 ….. we have been unsuccessful so far …. but you never know …. we are working on it!!!

6 comments:

Athyn said...

Every time they don't pick you guys is a scandal...

Anonymous said...

OH, My, what a beautiful silver lid on your Marmite jar, and 925 silver as well! Definitely needs extra security and worthy of your very best manners....Nigel is so very responsible with his duties, I know he will keep it shining like a mirror...some questions need to asked of those Marmite picture judges.....hummmm, one of those pictures looks so very familiar... must be a professional model; is that allowed?? ..Dianne

MorningAJ said...

Oh good luck with your campaign. Sadly I think the fact that lesser monkeys have been used to advertise 'other products' might act against you there.

Mr.D said...

What a wonderful photo in Oxford Street. Not just 15 minutes of fame a-la-Andy-Warhol but a whole hour!
Well done. Mr and Mrs D are back in Mexico City!!!

marc said...

i am with Morning AJ i think those other monkeys will not let you be the face of marmite you could get crafty mum to make you some monkey masks of a cartoon nature and you could wear them and still use your names that way we would know it was you and those other monkeys would not look at all like you big love marc

marc said...

we need to get you a mask may be a marmite super hero one that way you wont look like those other monkeys around you could use your names so we know its you i am sure some of your fans and crafty mum could come up with some thing big love marc