A couple of people have remarked that we haven’t as yet critiqued this years X Factor …. well, to be honest, we made a deliberate decision to refrain from comment until the “live” shows and then stir up a right hornets nest of robust debate!
We prepared for last nights event by availing ourselves of a mahoooosive box of Maltesers, currently on offer at our local Tesco Express for £2, (bargain-maltesertastic) …. and much pillow plumping, for optimum comfort.
The show started well for Darrell as Dermott has continued to do his “dad dancing intro”, at the start of the show, which has become one of Darrell’s guilty pleasures …..
…… But then at 8.11pm came the first travesty of the evening …… we can pinpoint the exact time of our
displeasure disgust as we like to x-text (as we call it) our best friend Hugh, who lives the show biz life in Notting Hill, throughout the show …..
We all gasped aloud when it was announced that Christopher Maloney had won the Wild Card vote …… no way ……
…. Amy was well and truly robbed ….. it was like the dodgy voting on the Eurovision Song Contest all over again!! …. and then to add further insult to injury, when Christopher came out and did his song we swear (really bad swear words) that he was miming …… and to be honest at this point we just wanted to turn over ….. what with One Direction coming on all folded arms and sulky expressions …. and dancers that looked like drag queens (no offence to proper drag queens) and as for Rylan …… don’t get us started ….
But we wanted to see one act just to confirm our following Derek Accorah type prophecy ……. we predict now ………. and state our case …….. of which we are certain ….. that ….
……. Ella will be the winner ……. as she is street’s ahead of the rest already …. which means we don’t have to watch anymore of this tripe ‘till Christmas!!! So next week we are going to give “Strictly” a go ….. just turning over while Bruce Forsyth is on, as he gives us the heaving heeeeby jeeebies!! And remember, you saw it here first ….. Ella will win X Factor !!