I am trying to “act normal” while Nigel is being held “to ransom” and Darrell is rendered totally incapable, however when I found a unexpected bubble wrap envelope in my work sling my heart ran cold…..
I make no apologies for admitting that my immediate thought was of a gruesome type nature to wit ……“OMG, what if body parts lie within?” ….. as it did feel rather soft and squidgy!
Rather than open it there and then and cause possible alarm among the young ladies I carried the aforementioned soft and squidgy bubble wrap envelope with all due diligence back to my office.
….. wrapped around a scanned image of little pudgy Nigel’s arm, with his little bell a-jangling ……..
…… this was too much for me to bear …. some callous infidel had forced quaking Nigel onto one of the copiers, sandwiched him between the plate and the screen, almost certainly causing him to suffer temporarily blindness and filling him full of radiation or whatever photocopiers run on ….. when will this nightmare end???????