I have to admit to having great concerns about the time Darrell has been spending in the bathroom of late ….….. especially as our toilet paper consumption has gone up alarmingly. I was so robustly worried that Darrell might have a “bottom problem” and was too frightened to tell me that in the end I couldn’t fret in silence any longer ….
Instead of a worried soul contemplating his troubles of a bum type nature, I was found a happy humming Darrell with nothing appearing to be untoward at all! Admittedly, he jumped a little when I entered his innermost sanctum, but when I
broke down told him how concerned I had been over the time he had spent locked away … he laughed and explained that ….. ………he had found something about toilet paper origami whilst Goggling and it had inspired him to have a go!
However, he was finding it a little harder than he thought as the aforementioned toilet paper had a propensity to tear just as his creation was complete and so far all he had managed to complete was a triangle fold!
His ambition was to make a bow …. but so far he had only managed that by cheating. He had also thought that a book he had found on the subject, on Amazon, would make a wonderful wedding present for the Lovely Laura to help perfect her bridal homemaking skills. If I were the Lovely Laura I would be very inclined to wrap Darrell up very securely in a roll of toilet paper of an industrial sized proportions if I was presented with this sort of prenuptial gift! What is he like?http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toilet-Paper-Origami-Embellishments-Housekeepers/dp/0980092310/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348411387&sr=8-1